Ha! My short stores are based on my life's extensive experiences. I am 80 years old, a Vietnam veteran, who became a chief sourcing agent for the People's Republic of China and traveled the world. I grew up in the tenaments of New York, to immigrant parents who spoke little English and were cemented to their religion and cuture. As a father and grandfather, there was no greater joy than my children and grandchilden. It was my privilege and good fortune to enjoy such blessings. Thanks. Regards